Most days I feel fairly clever and moderately intelligent.
It's going to take some serious recovery time to undo the damage I have done.
Last night I had an armload of crap to transport from the kitchen to the bedroom. I'm pretty good at arranging things so I can make the journey without incident, but for some unholy reason I thought, "Yeah, it's a good idea to balance my LG enV on this glass of skim milk."
*sigh*
Suffice it to say that I am guilty on several counts of reckless digicide.
My heart is broken.
My twovel, on hold.
Rest in peace, enV. You've served me well.
*single tear*
7 comments:
QQ for the milk soaked fallen.
A sad sad day, indeed...
Skim milk, urrrghh!
That shit tastes like what's left in the bucket when making papier mache, after taking out the paper and squeezing it, (say yum, for extra fibre), IMNSHO.
I think your body's on to that hence this desperate gesture.
Next time it's the blackberry.
CTJen,
I had to look up QQ. :) Thanks.
noceleryplease,
There will be no cake at the memorial service.
wriggles,
I've been drinking skim milk since I was a kid. 2%, let alone whole milk, tastes like mucous to me. Disgusting stuff. You may as well drink cottage cheese.
Peace,
Shannon
I'm with Shannon on this one - I've preferred skim since I was a kid. All the other stuff tastes weird to me.
And I also have an LG EnV. Such a pretty little phone. Such a shame.
So sad that a wonderful phone like that had to die in such a manner. I learned the hard way that you can save a phone when it gets wet by dropping it in 100% Rubbing Alcohol for a few minutes then letting it dry out for a week, although I don't really know if that would work for milk :P
That is udderly hilarious but as an LG enV owner it is very sad too.
Thanks Scattered Marbles. It is a great phone. I'm going to try the rice thing tonight. The inside screen is working, but still distorted, but the external screen is shot. I feel like such a fool. I don't deserve to be an LG enV owner. :(
And thanks for the bad pun. :)
Peace,
Shannon
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