Pretentious Prick —

Ruh-roh.

I've been satirized by The Onion.

"New 'Noveller' Allows People To Post Novels They Write During Course Of Their Day"

My only saving grace is that I'm not trying to create "impromptu narrative ruminations on modern life, society, and the nature of existence itself."

It's just a mindless horror story.

But still... this is way too close for comfort.

I hope Oprah covers this subject soon.